The Winner of the Clerihew Contest is–(Drum Roll) Lee!!!!
dreads reading the news.
There are too many reports of his campaign’s tactics being out of step
with his evangelical rep.
has always hated to lose.
But he denies rumors he’d even peek
when as a child he played hide-and-seek.
found the campaign trail twisty.
Maybe he’ll view his ultimate loss
as just another bridge to cross.
never claimed he committed arson.
That didn’t stop Politico
from saying, “He may have, you know.”
is no chump.
Even if he loses he know his bottom line
will do just fine.